Subway Is A Lie: The Rick Ross Parody

Making fun of fat people is like shooting fish in a barrel – fat fish that can't swim very fast and are big fat easy targets. It can still be funny though, and this Rick Ross parody by 'Rick Sauce' is on point. Airing his grievances with you can lose weight by eating Subway, Ricky Sauce laments his love of the corn syrup sodas and subs available to feast on. How'd he shut down a legit Subway store to do this? Does he have a friend with keys to the store? I used to be a sandwich artist and I once played my own music through the store sound system and got fired. It was a harmless George Michael/DMX mashup mixtape.
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