Nike's Air Max 97 Ultra Will Fix It

Ultra has been crafted using some genius weaving technology, allowing the Swoosh to stitch the topside with a series of stylish patterns. This round sees the streamlined sneaker decked in olive green and orange stripes, as well as a speed-blur . Solid overlays and an elongated Air-sole keep the comfort and support in check, so all you have to worry about is crippling debt resulting from a worthless degree, the foreboding cloud on the world’s political horizon, and the worsening effects of climate change. Everything’s gonna be alright though, another pair of shoes will do the trick.

This Nike Air Max 97 Ultra will be hitting stores in the coming weeks, keep your eyes peeled.