Some Monster Made Fake Yeezy/Balenciaga Hybrids

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness Monster, goblin, ghoul, zombies...  Question: what do they share in common? Well, they’re all as monstrous as whoever’s responsible for these / bootlegs.

News of the bastardisation come from New York Times music critic Jon Caramanica, who bought the sneakers and posted them to Instagram in an infinitely disappointing unboxing gallery.

The rip-offs' vibe is Triple S heavy. Apart from trying to pilfer hype from the Yeezy name, they have nothing to do with Kanye’s adidas range — except maybe the fact that they’ll make stern sneaker purists look to the floor and shake their heads.

All that’s left is to see how blasphemous these look on-foot. We’ll let you know if Caramanica ever lets them near his feet.